It has now been a full week, and we have done nothing to slow the advance of the mouse army. We have discovered signs of the invaders in every room except the living room, where we now spend our nights, door barricaded shut, lying amid piles of clothes and food grabbed haphazardly in our retreat.
We are not sleeping – Amynah is prone to waking suddenly, shrieking, convinced that the mice are stealing her chocolate, or planning to leap onto her slumbering face. I spent the whole of last night, staring at the ceiling, listening to the scurrying… my God, the terrible scurrying…. behind our walls. This would stop only for a few minutes at a time, changing occasionally to the demonic scraping of tiny claws trying to force their way through our plasterwork.
At around four AM, the sleepnessness and terror* combined to form inspiration. A vision, straight from the heavens. And lo, this morning, I did make my vision a reality, using, as all great inventors do, a condiments jar, orange juice bottle, granola box retrieved from the recycling bag, scotch tape and tin foil.
This hole in the wall (normally behind the radiator) is where, we believe, the main point of ingress for our rodent tormentors. This apparatus is designed to attract our intramural guests to their doom** with the scent of North American peanut butter. I feel a sense of triumph not unlike what I imagine Howard Hughes experienced when he designed the Spruce Goose.
* I have good reason to fear the rodents here. I still blame those water rats for my broken arm in 2006.
** Actually, I'm planning to release it near the river if this works.